As a child I never had chores. I never had to take out the trash, do the dishes, wash my laundry, make my bed, vacuum my room, or shovel the sidewalk. My mom always said that I'll have enough time when I'll have to do all those chores when I get older and have a family. In fact, when I go home, at the ripe old age of 26, I still have no chores. I got my allowance for being lovable and saved it up to buy $80 American Girl dolls (I have 3, and just spent far too long perusing that site. Did you know Kirsten and Samantha are RETIRED? I wish I never let my next door neighbor trim Samantha's bangs when we played hairdresser; she'd be worth a pretty penny now. And I just made a post about my doll collection. I digress). Now that I've lived on my own for the better part of a decade, I present to you the following lists for review and a hypothesis why I find these lists particularly important in life.My least favorite chores:
1. Taking out the trash.
2. Doing dishes
3. Dusting
4. Car maintenance
My non-least favorite chores (let's be honest, does anyone like chores?):
1. Baking (not cooking)
2. Cleaning (including vacuuming, but not including dusting)
3. Making the bed
4. Errands (including grocery shopping, post office, etc. I venture to say I enjoy this chore)
So, I think the key is to find someone who likes doing my least favorite chores and dislikes doing my non-least favorite chores. Chemistry.com, my ass, all you need are these two lists!
Would you make this face do chores?
